READY Movie Dialogues (All Dialogues) Salman Khan, Asin


Ready Movie Dialogues Lyrics about Family and Love (Complete List)

Ready All Hit Dialogues: Ready is a 2011 Indian action romantic comedy film directed by Anees Bazmee, starring Salman Khan and Asin in the lead roles. It also features Paresh Rawal, Arya Babbar and Mahesh Manjrekar in supporting roles, while Sanjay Dutt, Ajay Devgn, Kangana Ranaut, Zarine Khan and Arbaaz Khan make cameo appearances. It is a remake of the 2008 Telugu film, Ready directed by Sreenu Vaitla starring Ram and Genelia.

The film was released on 3 June 2011. Upon release, Ready became the second highest opening-day grosser, as well as the second highest weekend grossing Bollywood film, after Dabangg, another Salman Khan-starrer. It holds the record for being second highest grossing Bollywood film of 2011 after Salman Khan’s another film Bodyguard.

Below is the complete collection of all best dialogues of Ready Bollywood Movie.

Salman Khan’s Best Funny and Romantic Dialogues Quotes from Ready Movie In Hindi

  • Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna … I, Me and Myself!
  • Is honey ke liye toh main moon tak jaane ke liye tayyar hoon
  • Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon … no income, no tax … (kya) no income tax
  • Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon … wooow wooow wooow
  • Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai … aur aadmi aurat se darta hai … vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai
  • Jab tak love story mein baadhayein na ho … woh love story, love story nahi
  • Abhe main un mein se hoon … joh machli ko doobo ke maar sakta hoon
  • Main yahan rishtey jodne aaya hoon … haddiyan todne nahi
  • Agar isko laga daala … toh life jhingalala
  • Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye
  • Pehle samjhao baat … nahi samajh mein aaya … toh do kheench ke laat
  • Aaisa gayab kar doonga ki Google.com bhi tumhe dhoond na payega
  • Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai … ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai … agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai … lekin dono angootha chaap hai
  • Oh bewakoofo ki CEO
  • Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai … agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayenge
  • Jiske paas family support hai … usse koi deport nahi kar sakta
  • Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai … agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai … agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai … agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai … agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai … agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur

Paresh Rawal’s Famous Comic Hilarious Dialogues In Ready Hindi Film

  • Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai … national TV pe dikha de … toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye
  • Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja … lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja
  • Ganda hai par dhanda hai … aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

Other Popular Hit Dialogues Lyrics of Ready 2011 Indian Film

  • Chaudry’s plus Kapoor’s equals to Chapoors – Dialogue by Manoj Pahwa
  • Main jaanta hoon pyar andha hota hai … lekin shaadi sabki aankhen khol deti haiĀ – Dialogue by Sanjay Dutt
  • Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai … taaki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake … aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai … taaki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake – Dialogue by Manoj Joshi
  • Tu na apne chehre pe “Welcome” likhwa le … darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu
  • Apna hone se koi apna nahi hota … apno ko apnaane se … apna, apna hota hai – Dialogue by Sharat Saxena

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