Pyaar Ka Punchnama Movie Dialogues (All Dialogues) Kartik Aaryan


Pyaar Ka Punchnama Movie Hit Comedy Funny Dialogues Lyrics (Complete List)

 

Pyaar Ka Punchnama is a 2011 Indian Hindi romantic comedy film starring Kartik Aaryan, Raayo S Bakhirta and Divyendu Sharma. Directed by Luv Ranjan, the film is the story of three bachelors who find girls whom they fall in love with and the twists and turns of the newly developing love stories. It grossed Rs 17.5 crores in box office, satellite rights and DVDs against a budget of Rs 7 crores. The film was critically and commercially successful.

 

Below is the complete collection of all popular memorable dialogues quotes of Pyaar Ka Punchnama Bollywood Movie.

 

 

Kartik Aaryan’s (Rajat / Rajjo) Best Comedy Dialogues Monologue from Pyaar Ka Punchnama Bollywood Film

  • In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta … a happy woman is a myth!
  • Any discussion with a woman is an argument!
  • Shaadi ke pehle woh nagin been kyun bajhta hai … kyun ki na band waala bhi tumhe chetavani de raha hota hai kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein … inka signature tune hai woh
  • Ladke ne ladki ko do din hug nahi kiya toh problem … hug kiya toh cheap ho rahe ho, itna bhi achcha nahi lagta
  • Behind every successful man there is a woman … true … but koi yeh nahi batata ki behind every unsuccessful man also there is a woman
  • Ab pata chala yeh aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hai aur yeh gay bandhe itne successful kyun hote hai … because they don’t have a woman to screw their happiness na
  • Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon meri life mein koi problem hi na ho … lekin agar meri life mein koi problem na ho na … toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai
  • Do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai … paanch ghante mall mein bitaake ek sadi si chappal uthake le aayengi … aur phir agle do hafte dimaag chatengi table lena hai, table lena hai
  • Saali shopping khatam nahi hoti inki … pehle cushions aaye, phir curtains aaye … phir cushions curtains se match nahi kiye toh aur cushions aaye … saale mug itne hai mere yahan ki unhe bechne jaon toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye
  • Relationship ka matlab hi hota hai an end to your own happiness
  • Liquid Itna mat garam hua kar, kisi din evaporate ho jayega…
  • Mootna Khatam karne se pehle abhi moota ka status dal update laga dete ho..

Divyendu Sharma’s (Liquid) Famous Funny Dialogues Lyrics In Pyaar Ka Punchnama Hindi Film

  • Saali Rajjo tu kya pet se hai Darwaza nahi khol sakti thi uth ke..
  • Main tera baap nahi hoon, kyuki meri najayaz aulad bhi na tere jitni najayaaz nahi ho sakti…
  • Aisa hai khana to ghatiya hai hi aapka, chai bhi ghatiya hai, ye piche jo nala beh raha hai na ussi ke paani se bani hai ussi me moot te hai ussi ko pee lete hai..
  • Chaubey jee chai badhiya hai aapki, Din bhar ki Thakaan mit jaati hai, Naale ki Khushboo aur aapki chai…
  • Tumhari ghatiya company koi standard nahi, sab nikkar pehen pehen ke aa jate hai, pata nhi kya kya krna padta hai jisse asaani se utari jaa sake isliye nikkar pehen ke aa jate hai…
  • Kutto ka koi sunday nahi hota, kutte saato din kutte hi hote hai..
  • Aaj tere bhai se ladki ne khud aake baat ki, parathe bhi khaye sath me..
  • Main chep hu nahi sirf lagta hoon..
  • Sali Kutiya, kitni kamini hai tu.. 3 din se teri gili chaddi bathroom me padi sad rahi hai, kitchen me tune ande ke chilko ka ash tray banaya hua hai, tere mozo ki badbu se chaudhary almost 3 bar ulti kar chuka hai, aur to neha ko keh raha hai wo hume trouble karti hai, itni pyari bachchi hai wo, problem saali tu hai..

Raayo S Bakhirta’s (Vikrant Chaudhary) Popular Hilarious Dialogues Movie Quotes of Pyaar Ka Punchnama In Hindi

  • Abe ek baat bata saans rokne se kya moot bhi ruk jata hai?
  • Abey baygon pina hota to tujhe call nahi karti, pee leti aur tujhe pata bhi nahi chalta..

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