Masti Movie Dialogues (All Dialogues) Ajay Devgn


Masti Movie Dialogues Lyrics (Complete List)

Masti All Hit Dialogues: Masti (English translation: Fun) is a 2004 Bollywood adult comedy film directed by Indra Kumar, and starring Vivek Oberoi, Aftab Shivdasani and Ritesh Deshmukh in the lead roles with Lara Dutta, Amrita Rao, Tara Sharma and Genelia D’Souza as female leads and Ajay Devgan in a supporting role.

It is the first installment of Masti film series. Film also had its sequels released as Grand Masti (2013) and Great Grand Masti (2016).

Below is the complete collection of all popular memorable hilarious dialogues of Masti Bollywood Movie.

Ajay Devgn’s Best Comic Dialogues from Masti Movie In Hindi

  • Doobara agar mujhe haath lagaya, toh haath kaat ke aaisi jagah ghusa doonga … ki zindagi bhar khana bhi mooh se padega … aur nikalna bhi.
  • Duniya mein teen cheezein bin bulaye aa jaati hai … maut, julaab aur yeh janaab.
  • Duniya mein teen cheezein nikalne ke liye ungli tedhi karni padti hai … dibbe mein se ghee … gair kanooni basti … aur shaadi shuda mardon mein se masti.
  • Duniya mein sirf teen cheezein hai joh kitni bhi koshish karo tedhi ki tedhi rehti hai … kutte ki dum … padosi mulk ki niyat … aur Sikandar ke haathon se maroordi hui gardan.
  • I hate crime and I hate criminals.
  • Bomb ke phatne se dhamaka nikalta hai, patloon ke phatne se dhaga nikalta hai … aur air condition kamre mein agar kisi ki phatti hai toh … paseena nikalta hai.

Aftab Shivdasani’s Famous Funny Dialogues Lyrics In Masti Bollywood Film

  • Yahan hua late … aur wahan nikla pet.
  • Tum mahaan ho, bhagwan ka vardaan ho … mere jeene ka samaan ho.
  • Hamari zindagi mein na hi koi mazaa hai, na hi koi masti … balki ek aaisi bhel puri hai jis mein chutney nahi hai … ek aaisi kulfi hai jis mein malai nahi … ek aaisi daal hai jis mein tadka nahi.
  • Madh island ka beach … beach par bungla … aur bunglay mein Vimla aur Mangla.
  • Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka … kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar.
  • Ek thi Rajesh Khanna ki “Haathi Mere Saathi” … aur ek meri hai haath hi mere saathi.

Vivek Oberoi’s Popular Hilarious Dialogues Punchlines from Masti Hindi Film

  • Tumse aadhe second ki bhi doori mujhe aadha kar deti hai.
  • Shaadi ke saath na sirf engagement ring aur wedding ring aate hai … balki ek aur ring bhi aata hai … suffering.
  • Meri biwi toh space mein ghumti us satellite ki tarah hai … joh chaubeeso ghante mere sar par mandrati hai aur mujhpar nazar rakhti hai.
  • Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa … bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga
  • Ladkiyan aur din … subah hote hi badalne chahiye.
  • Na mili koi beautiful chick … toh chalega koi bhi Tom, Harry ya Dick
  • Ladki aur kadki … Meet ka baal bhi baanka nahi kar sakti
  • Pehli baar sunne mein tera har idea bahut achcha lagta hai … baad mein saala kachcha nikalta hai.

Satish Shah’s Hit Funny Dialogues In Masti Bollywood Movie

  • Raaste ke beech mein prem … what a shame.
  • Biwiyon ko zyada sar pe nahi chadana chahiye … varna woh sar ka dard ban jaati hai.

Other Famous Comic Dialogues Punchlines Movie Quotes from Masti

  • Parathe maange toh chaante milenge. – Dialogue by Archana Puran Singh
  • Mujhe bhoolne ki galati karoge … toh khud ek yaad banke reh jaoge. –  Dialogue by Shahabaz Khan
  • Alag alag hai swad iske, strawberry pista aur kele … dhood hi lena hai toh lele, dhood Lele.

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